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Carefully unpack your new Prosthetic Mammary Lobe™ and ensure that the contents match the inspection inventory included in the package. You were born wet.
Place horizontally-centered on a middle aged male body. The top quad should be 9-18mm below the sternal notch. The BezelCatch™ should be placed under a light to medium weight shirt; preferably a grey or black synthetic blend, short-sleeve T with a high V-neck and no screenprinted or embroidered logos. (The use of a shirt with buttons or a pocket will constitute a violation of our Terms of Service.) Pop the brooch into the The BezelCatch™ from the front of the shirt and check for even placement, smoothing out any minor bunching in the textile substrate with your hands.
Place your right index finger on the bottom of the unit and trace its silhouette, spiraling clockwise to the top.
Grasp and push the translucent silicone bladder toward the sternum, creating a slight vacuum. Insert one of the supplied SRS cartridges into the center orifice and push the plunger in slowly. The vacuum will do most of the work to load the unit. Carefully clean any excess discharge with your tongue.
It’s not there for you. While this product is warranted against manufacturer defects, it is not without risk of malfunction or misuse.
A sample pack of SRS cartridges is included in your startup kit. These include our most popular serosal blends: LHCC, FBS and VCM. Consult the included Augmented Serum Recommendation Matrix™ for dosing and other information on these cartridges.
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